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Where the eff is everyone!?!? Is this a conspiracy to avoid me? I think it is. You all suck.

wow, my life is boring ( Read more... )

To my new found friend Crystal ( Read more... )

oooeeeooo I look just like Buddy Holly.

On a side note, the confused icon is very clever.

I need a break... from life! No more Army, no more school, studying for certifications, working out, having roommates, Hayley, family, friends.... learning, thinking... pretty much everything but breathing and eating. yeah. that would be nice. and pooping of course. I good poop is nice every now and then ( Read more... )

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I'm feeling much better today. Which is good. Because I was about to start ripping people's heads off and eating them for lunch. Or freezing them and re-heating them for din-din. Anywho.

I just told my sergeant that my intestinal fortitude is leaking out of my ass. he didn't find it too funny. i laughed hard. more leaked out.

for clarity: for some strange reason the army defines intestinal fortitude as the ultimate form of determination and usually perseverance. apparently they don't like hearts.