dane cook

[kevindelaney]

Shelica and i are going to see dane cook in like two weeks. im excited. we have a show this saturday. I want to play a new song i just wrote, but i know we wont. here's a clippet

I hope you catch a coma
I hope you die alone

It's like a 45 second song. about hating people for being stupid. i love it!

Comments

Slip and bleed from the Anus.

[tragicwound]

AAAHhhh where are you going to see dane cook!?! its funny that you said that, I finally jumped on the band wagon, and my boyfriend brought me his latest CD. I have to say that car alarm is top notch. "HHHEEELLLLOOOOOOOO, I'm A CARRRRRRRRRR, GAs-O-LINE" by the way punching babies always a hoot.

Re: Slip and bleed from the Anus.

[kevindelaney]

hells yea. shelica bought me and her a ticket to see him in chicago! I can't believe im actually gonna see dane cook.it's weird to me, i've been peeing my pants listening to him for like 3 years now, and all of a sudden im gonna see him. its weird. im actually scared. what if he's not funny in person? what if he's a douche? that'd suck.

I think some one shit on all the coats.

[tragicwound]

when is it? date/time?!!? theres no possible way that he would be a douche bag. hes such a silly bitch, theres just no way.