So I amusedly take an online quiz about surviving a Chaos invasion (From the 40k universe for those that might be familiar with it). Once using my gut reactions and at the same time have another window open to the same quiz selecting the 'what I think someone would do if it was real' ones. My gut provided the difference between living 3 months and living a year. Amongst the changes that brought this hilarity (or payback) upon me was at the beginning was the option to arm my significant other with either a pistol, a knife, or nothing. I gave her the pistol in the gut reaction and knife in the other. Keeley was a bit irrated at me that I would hog the guns and just give her a knife. We laughed and she jokingly gave me a hard time for the rest of the night about it.
Enter hitting the sack last night.
To which my normal fare of dreams roll out but seems to be leaving me in the roll of 3rd person obverver. Until it became 1st person and I was equiped with...
...you guessed it a knife to fend off and defeat the virtually numberless hoards of twisted Chaos cultists, Chaos Space Marines, Daemons, and corrupted robots (who bore a striking resemblence to Fallout style machines)...all with a knife, and much like a computer simulation their weapons dissapeared after I'd off them so I was stuck using either my knife or my fists. Needless to say I did think back to the joke while in my dream and knew this was my payback for the joke. Also needless to say in the dream realm it's amazing what you can accomplish with a knife and a free hand.