Comments | kevinhouch: Could you put your foot up on the toilet paper dispenser?

kevinhouch

Could you put your foot up on the toilet paper dispenser?

Jun 05, 2005 02:02

I was at Borders earlier tonight, and I walked into the men's room to find the sound of a girl in the stall breathing very heavily and panting. This was accompanied by some words that I shall not utter here and lots of movement. I'm assuming that there was a guy in there with her, because that would just be silly to go in to the men's bathroom ( Read more... )

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i hate it when people talk in the bathroom homiek June 5 2005, 17:53:04 UTC

on friday i went into the bathroom at school and shut the stall door behind me, and just then a girl was walking in, and went into the stall next to me and shut the door behind herself, then proceded to yell "OH GODDDD" in a really scruffy deep voice. then she just stopped yelling and started peeing.

and i hated it so much i just left.

your story is weirder though. they must be pretty intellectual since they couldn't control the urge to hump in a bookstore.

but how about texting? jenkane June 5 2005, 20:59:40 UTC

I always use the bathroom at school that is in the far back corner of the student union a. because no one is ever in there, and b. because it's right by the Cultural Forum office. But on multiple occassions while in there, I could hear the person in the stall next to me TEXT MESSAGING. The little buttons were beeping away, and then it would do the long beep to say it was sent. I hate text messaging in general, but on the toilet is just a ridiculous.

Re: but how about texting? kill_c June 5 2005, 21:31:17 UTC

what in the hell could they be texting about? " DUDE I JUST WENT NUMBER 2@!!!" or something.

ps i will be in eugene the 24th-27th...will you be there? i hope so!

Re: but how about texting? homiek June 5 2005, 22:45:27 UTC

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS??? that's so freaking weird. seriously, get out of my head.

last term this girl was doing the SAME THING in the bathroom in the stall next to me. and when she came out she was like "I LOVE TEXT MESSAGING!! DON'T YOU?? I DON'T THINK I COULD GET THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT IT!" and i put that in all caps becasue that was how loud she was. and i just smiled and nodded because i hate text messagers too!

and then i went back to the print cave and had a huge breakdown because i HATE IT when people try to talk to me in the bathroom. so much. i don't want to be anyone's bathroom friend. guhh. especially if they want to talk to me about text messaging.

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