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[kevlars]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone

Comments

[cokeguzzler]

so, did you find that introductory paragraph cheesy? Or did you love it?

[kevlars]

it would be a great one-upper for "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun".

[deadlymist]

Hey! That garbage actually makes sense!

Bravo to the script-writers

[chytah]

about the only bit of the words uttered that were actually penned by Alan Moore i think,
therefore little doubt that it is magnificent

:p

Umm... No.

[deadlymist]

Dude, did you even read the comic?

I did, and I in fact own a copy.

Hence the surprise at the rather smart-ass monologue the script-writers managed to pen without good ol' Alan Moore.