I think I have a stalker

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But this isn't just any stalker, this one is from a few thousand miles away. It's 5 am and if you wanna google the exact mileage from Indiana to Ghana, West Africa you go right ahead. Basically my mom wants me to find a woman. Believe me I've been trying and had no success; so when she went to Ghana for my dad's funeral she found me one! Okay that'

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[chalicerae]

/saves you

[kevslider]

/thanks chali