Food for thought and investigation
her: methinks you have a frontal lobe problem.
me: hmmmm... what else is in the frontal lobe?
her: in terms of behavior or actual neuroscience?
me: uh, both, but I'm probably more likely to understand the behavior part, heh
her: okay
her: frontal lobe controls (though there are many parts to the frontal lobe, so this covers a broad spectrum):
her: impulse control
her: judgment
me: HA ha ha
her: language production (not comprehension)
me: ahem. continue
her: motor function
her: sexual behavior
me: !!!
her: socialization
me: oh dear
her: spontaneity
her: planning
her: coordination
me: WOW
her: control
me: oh god
her: that's the short list.
her: oh, and attention and some aspects of semantic memory.
me: from that list, I'd say put me in an MRI and pay me a million dollars to light up my frontal lobe and I'd leave there no richer than I went in.