go home and gargle

[kewlness]

here are two poems i wrote in maybe 10th grade. Stefanie will adore them and i'm sure you will too.


Stef is a wench
she sucks at french
she looks like a dog
but she smells like a hog
orf is so dumb
it's really quite fun
to listen to her talk
even more to watch her walk
she goes to my school
she is definitely not cocol
she sukcs at life
maybe shell become a wife
i feel sorry for the man
who would ever take her hand
she should never have birth
her kid will ruin the eath
oh, yes, and stef smells
and she constanty yells
i cant bear to write more
ill end up starting a war
against stef and her cup
i'm going to throw up
so that is my story
what else can i say?
stef is sooooo gross
watch out! she's headed your way!

i just want you all to know that the watch out for the cut was completely coincedence. i'm just saying this because i thought that was cool


Madame rocks!
she doesn't wear socks
she often wears sandals
her bike should have handles
she is so cool
she rocks our whole school
madame teaches french
stefanie is a wench
french is tres fun
madame is number one
i heart madame
people with accents say "fahm"
I think I am through
Stefanie smells like poo
this is definitely the end
madame's my best friend"

Sorry for killing all your brain cells.