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Basic Stuff
1. First name: KELLLLLIE
2. Middle name: JEAN
3. Last name: KERWIN
4. Nickname(s): WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE. HAH
5. Screen names: (AIM) KELLIEJEANHOLLAA
6. Gender: WOMAN! HA
7. Age: 21 ON SAT
8. Type of Music: A LOT..
9. Birthdate: THE SUMMER OF 84..
10. Birthplace: BEAUMONT HOSPITAL.
11. Zodiac sign: LEO
12. Current Location: NOVI MICHIGAN.
13. Live with: AMYSELF BABY
14. Name of current school: I DROPPED OUT.
15. Grade/Year: NO GRADE
16. Graduation date/year: 2003. WOAH. IM REALY GETTING OLD. WOW I GRADUATED THAT LONG AGO.
17. GPA: DONT REMEMBER
18. Height: 5'8"
19. Hair color: DARK BROWN
20. Highlights/dyed: IFUCKIN SHORT NOW
22. Eye color: FUCK. HAZEL OR BROWN.
23. Contacts/glasses: I HAVE BOTH BUT I NEVER WEAR MY GLASSES
24. Freckles: YEAH I GOT EM, SO WHAT.
25. Birthmark(s): NONE
26. Scar(s): NOT REALLY ANY.. LIKE ONE TEENY ONE ON MY KNEE
27. Type(s) of clothes you wear: DEPENDS ON WHAT I FEEL LIKE. IF I FEEL LIKE SHIT, I WONT GO ANYWHERE, SO I WEAR SWEATS OR BOXERS. IF I FEEL LKE LOOKING CUTE.... A CUTE SHIRT, CUTE JEANS. I DUNNO. DEPENDS ON WHERE IM GOING AND WHAT NOT
28. Cologne/Perfume you wear: VICTORIA SECRET HEAVENLY AND DOLCE & GABBANA LIGHT BLUE
29. Deodorant you use: HAHA THIS IS FUNNY, BUT I USE AXE. BECAUSE I LIKE THE SMELL OF MAN. HAHAHAH
Family
30. Mom's name: JOYCE
31. Dad's name: TOM
33. Closest family member: TJ
34. Family member you could live without: I WOULDNT SAY ANY, BECAUSE I WOULDNT WANT TO LOSE ANY OF THEM TO LIVE WITHOUT THEM
35. Last family member you've seen: MY MOM BECAUSE SHE WORKS WITH ME
36. Oldest: JOHN
37. Youngest: To oldest? JOHN, ME, TJ AND KYLE.
38. Family member who lives the farthest away: THE STEP SIBLINGS IN FLORIDA
39. Fondest memory: I HAVE A LOT. MOST OF THEM HAPPENED BETWEEN THE AGES OF 5-8 AND 18 TO NOW. BETWEEN 8 AND 18... THEY WERE ALL KINDOF... EH.
40. Memory you miss the most: MY PARENTS BEING MARRIED AND NOT FIGHTING.
41. Family member you wish the mafia would kill: I CANT THINK OF ANYONE THAT I WOULD LITERALLY WANT DEAD, BUT SOMETIMES... I GET SO ANNOYED WITH MY AUNT... THAT I WOULD HIRE SOMEONE TO HURT HER REALLY BAD.
42. Memory you wish you had: MUTUAL FEELINGS OF LA LA LA LA LOOOOOVE.
Daily Stuff
43. What you did yesterday: WELL, I SLEPT IN. THEN WOKE UP... TOOK A SHOWER. WENT TO BIRMINGHAM. GOT LOST LIKE 7 TIMES. WENT TO THE PARK. CAME HOME. WENT TO MY MOMS. WENT TO TACO BELL TO SEE MY LITTLE BROTHER. AND THEN CAME HOME.
44. What you did so far today: WOKE UP WAY TOO EARLY, DROVE MY MOM TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP, AND WORKED.
45. Last person you talked to on the phone: MY DADDD
46. Last person you talked to online: UMM.... VINKO.
47. Last movie you've seen: THE DEVILS REGECTS, THE OTHER NIGHT WITH THERESA
48. Last song you heard on the radio: THAT BACKSTREET BOYS ONE... IM AT WORK.
49. Last CD you played: A REALLLY WEIRD MIX I MADE A LONG TIME AGO.
50. Last thing you said out loud: "MOM, YOURE SERIOUSLY SCREWING MY SCHEDULE UP HERE... I KNOW YOU DONT MEAN TO, IM JUST EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF MY CIGARETTE AND MUSIC WHEN I DRIVE, DAMMIT."
51. Last time you showered: YESTERDAY.
52. Last book you read: NO CLUE
54. Last time you sang: UH PROBABLY TODAY
55. Last time you danced: OOH... UM...HAHA I DONT KNW
56. Last thing you ate/drank: DR PEPPER
Believe it or Not
57. Aliens: NAH
58. Angels: NAH
59. Demons: NAH
60. Heaven & Hell: NAH
61. God: NAH
62. Your friends: YEAH
Friendships
64. Best friend: I HAVE A LOT OF "BEST FRIENDS" ITS NOT ELEM. SCHOOL ANYMORE WHERE YOU CALL OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
65. Last friend you talked to Face 2 Face: UHHH.... LALA
66. Funniest: DEPENDS. THEYRE ALL PRETTY FUNNY.
67. Silliest: LALA
68. Loudest: THERESA HAHA SORRY BUT YOU ARE. LOUD ASS HOE!! HAHAHAHA
70. Stupidest: NONE OF EM
71. Sweetest: KELLY
72. Weirdest: LALA
73. Best at keeping secrets: SHPRESA, SHPRESA, SHPRESA. KNOWS EVERY DETAIL OF EVERYTHING.
74. Most hyper: TONY
75. Most annoying: HA
76. Friend you miss most: PROBABLY KELLY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN HER IN A WHILE
77. Friend you've known the longest: LALA OR THERESA
78. Friend you haven't known long: I DUNNO
Word Association
79. Bill Clinton: BIG CHIN
80. Lollipops: 50 CENT
81. Whipped Cream: ICE CREAM
82. Dreams: NIGHTTIME
83. Love: WHATS THIS?? HA
84. South Park: STUPID
85. Guys: HOT
86. Girls: ANNOYING
87. Death: SAD
88. Bubble gum: MMM
89. Water: RIVER HAHA
90. Ice Cream: COLD STONE. SO GOOD.
91. Oil: TONY HAHH
92. Phone: ANNOYING
93. Food: SUN CHIPS. MMM.
94. Kiss: I WANT.
95. Pretzels: THAT SHOW AT EKO.
96. Britney Spears: DISCUSTING HUMAN BEING
97. School: ME. SHY.
98. Floppy: TITS. HAHAHA
99. Shoes: LOVE EM.
Have you ever
100. Been on a plane: Yes
101. Cried in public: I TRY NOT TO, BUT YES.
102. Climbed a tree: OH FUCK YEAH. ME AND MY BROS USED TO PLAY ARMY. AND WEDE CLIMB IN THE TREES AND SCOPE OUT PEOPLE AND SHIT. IT WAS FUN.
103. Gotten in a physical fight: Yes
104. Drank alcohol: UMMM YEAH
105. Fell asleep in a movie theater: OH YEAH. A LOT.
106. Driven a car: YUP
107. Been arrested: NO. CAME CLOSE HAHAH BUT I DID NOT.
108. Broken curfew: OH YEAHs
109. Been pulled over when driving: YES
110. Farted in public: HAHA ACTUALLY, UM NO.
111. Met a celebrity: I AM A CELEBRITY. DUH.
112. Skipped school: YES
113. Went to a pro sports game: YES
114. Met the president: NOPE.
115. Been scared to get shot: YEAH
116. Smoke a cigarette: Yes
117. Gotten a cavity: YEAH
118. Done any drugs: I HAVE BEFORE, YES.
119. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: YES.
120. Gone skinny-dipping: IM ABOUT TO RIGHT NOW.
Favorites
121. Food: THE GOOD SHIT/THE SIMPLE SHIT
122. Drink: Dr.Pepper OR MTN DEW. ITS A TOSS UP.
123. TV show: I DONT EVEN WATCH TV, BUT I LIKE LAGUNA BEACH HAHA
124. Movie: SCARFACE... AND A BUNCH OTHERS.
125. CD: OH NO.
126. Song: TOO MANY.
127. Color: I DONT EVEN HAVE A FAVORITE
128. Day of the week: Friday
129. Month: PROBABLY LIKE OCTOBER OR SEPT. OR MAY OR MARCH
130. Number: 891-0835
132. Favorite Car: DODGE RAM..... DIESEL..... OOOOOHHH BABY.
133. Cookie: DEPENDS
134. Toothpaste: IM SO PICKY ABOUT TOOTHEPASTE.
135. Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
137. Candy bar: DEPENDS
138. TV channel: PROLLY MTV OR STYLE OR BRAVO
139. Radio station: I DONT LISTEN TOT HE RADIO ANYMORE...
140. Artist/band: DONT KNOW
141. Shampoo/conditioner: DOVE. ITS SO LUSCIOUS HAHA
143. Website: DUH, MYSPACE. OMG. ITS LIKE THE CRAZE RTIGHT NOW. HAHA
144. Sports to play: I LOVED PLAYING SOCCER IN HIGH SCHOOL.
145. Sports to watch: SOCCER, BBALL, ETC.
146. Place: MY BEDROOM.
147. Vacation spot: IM NOT SURE. I HAVENT FOUND A PLACE IM TOO CRAZY ABOUT.
148. Kind of candle: One THE SMELL GOOD KIND
149. Color eyes: I WANT GREEN EYES.
Do You
150. Smoke?YES
151. Do drugs? NO I DONT DOOOOO DRUGS.
152. Drink? EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
153. Have sex? I NEED TO GET LAID.
154. Sleep with stuffed animals? NO
155. Have a crush? YEAH. I THINK SO. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS. NOT A CRUSH.
156. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? NOPE
157. Have a dream that keeps coming back? NOPE
158. Play an instrument? NOPE
159. Read the newspaper? NOPE. HAHA I DONT CARE ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS.
160. Have any gay or lesbian friends? YEAH
161. Believe in miracles? NOT ANYMORE
162. Believe it's possible to remain faithful? FOR ME IT IS, FOR OTHER PEOPLE I DONT BELIVE THAT THEY CAN.
163. Consider yourself tolerant of others? TOO TOLERANT
164. Consider police a friend or foe? IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE 5-0.... WOW WHAT A FUCKED UP PLACE THIS WOULD BE
165. Like the taste of alcohol? DEPENDS
166. Have a fav Stooge? NOPE
167. Believe in astrology? I LIKE THE PLANETERIUM. I LOVED IT ACTUALLY.
168. Believe in magic? NAH
169. Pray? NAH
170. Go to church? NAH
171. Have any hobbies? YEAH. ITS CALLED NOT DOING ANYTHING.
173. Go to or plan to go to college? NOPE
174. Talk to strangers who instant message you? HAHA YEAH I DO ACTUALLY. ITS INTERESTING.
175. Wear hats? NO. MAYBE IN THE WINTER
176. Have any piercings? MY NOSE AND EARS
177. Have any tattoos? Not yet
178. Hate yourself? UH NO
179. Wish on stars? NO
180. Like your handwriting? Yup
181. Have any bad habits? UH HUH
182. Have a second family? UH HUH
183. Trust others easily? YEP. TOO EASY.
184. Like sarcasm? I DONT LIKE IT.
185. Take walks in the rain? I NEVER DO... BUT I WOULD.
186. Kiss with your eyes closed? MAYBE
187. Sing in the shower? YUP. AND THEN MY NEIGHBOR SINGS BACK TO ME. WE KINDOF HAVE A CONTEST GOING ON.