Titles Just Exist To Distract You From The Story

[didzease]

Title: Titles Just Exist To Distract You From The Story
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Heavy on the side of Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own them and never will. This is based on fiction, not facts.
A/N: Written just for fun, really :') I hope you'll enjoy this story. Don't ask about deeper/hidden meanings because there are none, or never intentional anyway.

Comments

[panicmydear]

HAHAHA WHAT.

Because Paul's body was gone.

GONE.

John cried babytears.

This was really fucking weird but also pretty funny. So, it's a win. :D

[tini_91]

Bravo!

[eppyschweppy]

Bwahaha epic win xD
*sigh* there is not enough crack in the Beatle fandom. And it makes me cry babytears like John. This was great; maybe it will encourage other peobles to write crack too :D

[didzease]

I agree. And it is kind of strange, too, since John himself was great at writing crack :')

[eppyschweppy]

Haha I was going to add how great John's crack is to my comments, but you beat me to it xD

[didzease]

:') he might as well have been the inventor of crack.

[ljlorettamartin]

Whatever crack is, it seems to be a cousin of John's writing style. :-)

**goes to look up "crack"**

[didzease]

It's not a cousin: it's exactly what John did. It's not serious writing, LOLCATS is crack as well.

[lukinha_jesus]

Dear, you got me at the title. What a perfect title for this story! It's absolutely genius, in a crack-ish, not to be taken seriously way. lol I absolutely loved the way you put words together and had this!

[didzease]

Lu, to be honest, crack might very well be one of my favourite genres to write. It gets even better with dub-con though xD