Comments | key_to_me: Oh Oh See Meme!! Gaspshock.

key_to_me

Oh Oh See Meme!! Gaspshock.

May 04, 2006 22:23

Hay guyzes!

Comment here and find out what Key really thinks of you!

Or I'll kill you!

Comments 19

mercurialnature May 5 2006, 02:25:26 UTC

RAWR.

key_to_me May 5 2006, 02:34:43 UTC

Key likes Hermes like woah! She thinks he is fun and usually very nice, and she likes that he leaves penises all over the place because hey, that's something they've got in common!! But she is still a little uncomfortable around him because of Norman. Not much anyone can do about that, though! So she just is kinda quiet and guilty when he's around, because... I mean, what do you SAY in that situation. "Hi, I used to like you a lot but I wish your husband would die in painful ways" is probably not kosher and VERY unfriendly!! Especially to big scary god.

lust_for_life May 5 2006, 02:37:30 UTC

COMMENTZ?

key_to_me May 5 2006, 02:46:17 UTC

Jaypeecakes is the Laurel to Key's Hardy, the Rosencrantz to her Guildenstern, the Dionne to her Cher. In a perfect world, Key and JP would have been friends all through middle school and high school, and would have gone to the same college to have all kinds of adventures and intrigue, most of which involving sex in the butt of some kind. However this is not a perfect world, and since JP is always on the move with Warren, and always busy with Warren, and by busy I mean "buttfucking", they never hang out anymore. And would they really have anything to say to each other if they did? All of this adds to Key's burgeoning depression, which is always fun.

JP is gonna be her best friend forever, though, and even though "forever" might not last too long, she will still wub him while it lasts. :3

lust_for_life May 5 2006, 02:52:43 UTC

Man they TOTALLY would have been BFF ever since they were tiny tiny childrens, if like ... they lived in the same city. BUT I CANNOT SEE KEY BEING FRENCH-CANADIAN AND I CANNOT SEE JP NOT BEING FRENCH-CANADIAN.

I wish we could have explored that kind of thing more in Middle Area, especially since the characters themselves were rather different (MAHS!Key: *SUPER HYPER DITZY*, MAHS!JP: *surlier and gother*) but OH WELL TOO LATE NOW LOL.

bobby_briggs May 5 2006, 23:20:28 UTC

You can live in Quebec and not be French-Canadian, you know. You can also be French-Canadian and not live in Quebec.

Just sayin'.

h_hollister May 5 2006, 02:48:46 UTC

Y HALO THAR

key_to_me May 5 2006, 02:57:01 UTC

Hips is like Key's mommyperson thing!! Uh, duh. Anyway, Key is totally glad Hips gave her that job at H.D. Hollister's because she seriously needed excuses to get out of the house every day. And since it gives her an excuse to rollerskate around in her underpants AND get paid for it? Bonus!!

Key really hasn't... heard from Hips in a while. She's been kinda solitary and depressive lately, but that's not really anybody's fault. It's probably a good idea that she hasn't been by Hips's in a while, considering all the craziness that's gone down lately, but it doesn't mean she loves her any less!!

littlebitbad May 5 2006, 02:51:26 UTC

'sup.

key_to_me May 5 2006, 03:01:21 UTC

KEY AND DAWNIE SITTIN' IN A TREE i mean wait what. No, Key and Dawnie are sisterz, in that Dawnie is like the only female friend that Key has ever really had, in that "lol let's paint each other's nails and giggle about boys" way. Which is funny, considering that they never really see each other! Key just sorta assumes that she's gonna be her FWIEND FOWEVAW, which will probably come back to bite her in the toosh someday, huh.

thewolf_inside May 5 2006, 03:27:54 UTC

Haven't we done this before? Oh well, do it again.

key_to_me May 7 2006, 01:03:09 UTC

We have!

Jason is like Key's strange uncle that lives really far away and gives her awesome birthday presents because he can't be around all the time. She wishes he would be around more often, so that they could do stuff!