Road Trip Meme

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The Road Trip MemeSummer is upon us, and that means a good chunk of people are now spending their newfound free time cramped in a small metal box on wheels to find some fun somewhere else. But even just short trips across a town can have hazards, and if you would rather deal with road hazards on the web instead of real life this is the Meme for you

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Death the Kid | Soul Eater | Somarium (optional) | 1

[soulsymmetrical]

[well vacations are nice. also will be reading.]

let's do 4. BEAT GET THE MAP.

[soulsymmetrical]

[just gives him a sidelong glance.]

You do realize we're heading in the opposite direction, correct?

Re: let's do 4. BEAT GET THE MAP.

[gangstaspeak]

[...]

Wait a minute...

[Bolting up and grabbing the map off the dash now!]

You kidding me, right?

[soulsymmetrical]

[and just driving.]

You only asked to be dropped off at the next city. You never told me which one specifically.

Though it's your fault for being on the wrong side of the road.

[gangstaspeak]

You try walkin' 'round after gettin' smashed, yo!

[He's just tracing his finger against the map right now.]

'Bout we pass here? [This tiiiiny road that's barely on the map.] I know there's some kinda shortcut there. Jus' gotta backtrack an' take an off road on the right.

[soulsymmetrical]

A shortcut? [glances at him warily.]

Are you sure we can trust it? [this isn't exactly a jeep.]

[gangstaspeak]

[He's just going to jab his finger at that road repeatedly.]

It's on the map, yo! If you don't trust me, you can leas' trust a map, right?

[soulsymmetrical]

[he's still not liking this.]

What's wrong with just following the main road? I can always take the next exit and turn around or drop you off so you can find someone else to drive you.

[that shortcut is coming up soon, too, better think of a good reason fast, Beat.]

[gangstaspeak]

Said it was a shortcut, aight! Means we gonna get there faster an' you gonna get back on the road real quick too. Jus' take it!

[Reaching over to take the steering wheel again, this time actually grabbing on and pulling it sharply so the car turns violently to the right.]

[soulsymmetrical]

[alksdjflkas]

BEAT!!

[and grabbing the wheel again before the car careens off the road.]

What the hell do you think you're doing!? You could have killed us!!

[gangstaspeak]

[Well, at least they're on the road of the short cut now.]

Didn't look like you was gonna turn so I had to do it myself.

[soulsymmetrical]

I wasn't going to turn because I wasn't planning on taking the shortcut.

[ssiiigh.] And it's a dirt road-I just had my car cleaned! And it's not being applied evenly. [slight muttering.]

Well we're on it now, and there's no way for me to turn around, so I guess I have no choice. Do I just keep going straight?

[it looks like they're going to head into thick, country wood thing. this is not the right type of vehicle to do this with, Beat.]

[gangstaspeak]

Said this was faster. You might get to cut down on gas, too.

[Folding up the map now. He knows where he's going.] Yeah, we jus' gotta cut through that. [Nope, doesn't matter with him if your car can hack it or not.]

[soulsymmetrical]

If I find a single dent or scratch, I will make sure you pay for it.

[he can already feel his once perfectly buffed (and constantly rebuffed) and polished (also constantly polished) and dent-free car slowly getting dinged as he heard the loose rocks dinging against it. oh how he wanted to just cry.]

[gangstaspeak]

Geez, quit bitchin', yo. Your ride's gonna be totally fine.

[Or so he says until it hits that rather big pothole on the dirt road.]

[soulsymmetrical]

[LKAJSDLKFJ THE UNDERCARRIAGE]

BEAT!!!!