FT: Nate Katz - Entry from 11 March 2008
Delilah and I totally finished the Wait a minute, that m
BLOCKED FROM: Jacob Anser
SO, as I was saying, Delilah and I totally finished that badass bath desk of hers! I even managed to get in and out of the Pentamerone without activating Skip Blumstein's Hardcore Special Grade Huevos Protection System! Although Delilah, after all the chafing that it causes, I hope you don't mind, but I might have you visit me a little more from now on whenever we hang out. Besides, McLovin might even let us take a turn on Mario Kart if you bat your eyes real nice and asked him extra-special. (WHAT, MCLOVIN. IT'S TRUE.) I mean, it works the first three times you meet him, and then after that, he's all heinous and forces you to be Player 2. Your novelty will get you brownie points. So will your b WAIT
Whatever I drank on that boat party was pretty fierce. I kind of don't remember what was on there or what happened, but I think somebody has a pair of my boxers (??). If so, could you please mail them to N.L. Katz c/o Columbia University Residences? That'd be great, because those are totally my Lucky Gambling Boxers and I need them back for SPRING BREAK!! I cannot be on a CRUISE OF AWESOME with HOT LA GAMBLING ACTION and SWEET TI PINA COLADAS without them! Totally glad I started packing now, because otherwise, I'd be so fucking screwed.
Also, before I go: does anybody want any Las Ketchup-inspired souvenirs? Sombreros? Frilly drink umbrellas?! Also also, before I forget --
HEY, GUYS!! SOME GIRL NAMED CASEY ALMOST KISSED AARON AND CRUSHED HIS LITTLE DREAMS OF POON!! OH SNAP!
BLOCKED FROM: Jacob Anser
SO, as I was saying, Delilah and I totally finished that badass bath desk of hers! I even managed to get in and out of the Pentamerone without activating Skip Blumstein's Hardcore Special Grade Huevos Protection System! Although Delilah, after all the chafing that it causes, I hope you don't mind, but I might have you visit me a little more from now on whenever we hang out. Besides, McLovin might even let us take a turn on Mario Kart if you bat your eyes real nice and asked him extra-special. (WHAT, MCLOVIN. IT'S TRUE.) I mean, it works the first three times you meet him, and then after that, he's all heinous and forces you to be Player 2. Your novelty will get you brownie points. So will your b WAIT
Whatever I drank on that boat party was pretty fierce. I kind of don't remember what was on there or what happened, but I think somebody has a pair of my boxers (??). If so, could you please mail them to N.L. Katz c/o Columbia University Residences? That'd be great, because those are totally my Lucky Gambling Boxers and I need them back for SPRING BREAK!! I cannot be on a CRUISE OF AWESOME with HOT LA GAMBLING ACTION and SWEET TI PINA COLADAS without them! Totally glad I started packing now, because otherwise, I'd be so fucking screwed.
Also, before I go: does anybody want any Las Ketchup-inspired souvenirs? Sombreros? Frilly drink umbrellas?! Also also, before I forget --
HEY, GUYS!! SOME GIRL NAMED CASEY ALMOST KISSED AARON AND CRUSHED HIS LITTLE DREAMS OF POON!! OH SNAP!