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well, not really - just a long one stolen from miss_c667
1) My uncle once: Made a pub room in his back garden
2) Never in my life: Will I be short
3) When I was five: I was a damned site younger than I am now
4) High School was: A long way away
5) I will never forget: New Zealand
6) I once met: Huey from Fun Lovin' Criminals
7) There's this girl I know who: Is my fiance
8) Once, at a bar: I got pissed and made a fool of myself
9) By noon I'm usually: having breakfast
10)Last night: when I finished work I dowloaded an episode of "Bones"
11)If I only had: A winning Lottery ticket
12)Next time I go to church: It will be somebody elses' wedding or funeral
13)Terry Schiavo: Lived a long way away from me
15)When I turn my head left, I see: miss_c667 putting makeup on
16)When I turn my head right, I see: A work colleague
17)You know I'm lying when: I tell you I can fly
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Really fuckin' old!
20)By this time next year: I'll be panicking about getting married! (not really sweetheart.. :))
21)A better name for me would be: King of Everything, or Byrney
22)I have a hard time understanding: Quantum physics
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: Stand out as i'm a foot taller than anyone elses there
24)You know I like you if: I dont hit you
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Depends on who gave me the award, and what for
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are four names drawn out of a hat for this meme
27)Take my advice, never:Eat yellow snow
28)My ideal breakfast is: Full english
29)A song I love, but do not have is: Rare - i have e-mule
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you don't ask where Robin Hood is
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are four things that exist.
32)Why won't anyone: Give me a shat load of money for nothing?
33)If you spend the night at my house: you'll have to sleep on the couch, but miss_c667 will fuss over you like anything.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: Nothing on this earth
35)The world could do without: Politicians
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:Lick a politician
37)My favorite blonde is: San Miguel
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Inflatable dart boards
39) If I do anything well, it's: Ride a motorbike
40) And by the way: I'm actually going to drink tonight!!
41) The last time I was drunk: I got engaged! :)