Well....no. Not exactly, not officially at least. But I've decided I'm going to go to Hunter College in New York and enroll in his English class. I am going to be his star student and he's going to give me an A+ and I'm going to raise my hand in class all the time and say "I know the answer, Professor Schwarzenbach!" and "I did the reading, Professor Schwarzenbach!" and "Our cats should be friends, Professor Schwarzenbach!" and he is going to eat lunch with me sometimes. So yes, I get to meet Blake Schwarzenbach. Eventually.
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I'm not creepy.
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