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[keyserxsoze]

Today at work, I was goofing off with my buddy Cheryl, who is a 42 year old single mother of two and devout Christian. She is fucking awesome. We had a conversation about testicle size, and I taught her the phrases "meat wallet" and "hot beef injection." She is going to marry my dad and be my new mom.

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[rocketkid]

meat wallet?

that's just gross, sandye.