In a letter to my sister

[keystricken]

Public Service Announcement -----This email includes a mention of Batman that is not a wry or mocking commentary on the recipient's documented obsession with Batman. In point of fact, this email includes an earnest and thoughtful evocation of Batman and his world, independently arrived upon in the course of the sender's internal musings. It is

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[keystricken]

Satan has been asking me to broach the subject of your tragic sexual incompetence for quite some time. He says he would bring it up himself, but he fears it would only damage the relationship.

[spielerin]

Even so, I feared for my safety. I can only trust a PSA if it is longer than the message it is intended to warn against. And it is simply irresponsible to require less than two cross-borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarbs. What if the polarity is reversed on the first one? I shudder to think of it.

[keystricken]

But if you have two, you might cross the streams!