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Oct 19, 2005 11:33

Alright, I did it.

I have signed up for NaNoWriMo. I am going to try to write 50,000 words during the month of Novemeber, and shape them into a novel ( Read more... )

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aizuchi October 19 2005, 10:05:51 UTC

It's the story of a young Italian schoolgirl, who while playing one day, discovers the entrance to a secret underground Vatican storeroom. There, she discovers the penis of the statue of David, which she takes. After some obligatory chased-by-vatican-agents scenes, she has a showdown at the statue himself, and replaces the schlong. David animates, and proceeds to destroy Europe by killing every Philistine he meets with rocks to the head.

rollick October 19 2005, 10:08:04 UTC

Dude. We were so made for each other. Too bad about those other people we were also made for getting in the way.

aizuchi October 19 2005, 10:19:47 UTC

S'cool; I can live vicariously through Cass.

Oh crap, I didn't give away the Dark Conspiracy, did I? Sorry if I did. I do like how your plot gives David a "protector of mankind" spin, whilst mine is rather nihilistic. Kinda the Gamera vs. Godzilla story.

I also think Keystroke should write a novel called: "Cheatin'"

rollick October 19 2005, 10:38:37 UTC

I don't think you gave anything away; I figured writing this book was keystroke's way of letting me know he'd figured it all out. Heaven knows I've been dropping enough hints about that animated clothes-stealing David statue; I figured he'd be the first one to pick up on it.

I also think if he writes Cheatin' he should either do it under an assumed name, or put a different name in the title, so it's less clear it's an autobiography: Cheatin' Frank or Cheatin' Steve or Cheatin' George Bush, Ersatz President Of The Free World might work.

rollick October 19 2005, 10:06:47 UTC

It is CLEARLY going to be a science fiction action novel in which aliens bring Michaelangelo's David to live and he runs amuck, doing crimes and compulsively stealing designer clothing in a muddled attempt to compensate for centuries of public nudity. Eventually, I'm assuming he becomes the front line in the defense against the alien invasion, because you know, that's how those stories always seem to go.

evilsupergenius October 20 2005, 18:42:23 UTC

Pshaw! It is OBVIOUSLY going to be one of those lurid romance novels keystroke reads voraciously, with the main character modeled after the author's lifelong obsession... David Hasselhoff.

I'm already looking forward to the cover art.