Video 005 Ω Kyun

[keyword_bingo]

[The camera comes on, but the screen remains black. It seems the SFC may have been set down upside-down. There is sound however; a lot of mumbling, the squeak of a marker against a white board, the swishing of fabric.]Emerged in the 1970s as part of a new style of writing-- [...] Cute mascots to represent their shops and wares. [...] Budding and/or

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[cleaver_bitch]

You look so cute!

[keyword_bingo]

[Happiest face]

Thank you. I've been very in depth with my research.

[cleaver_bitch]

What are you researching?

[keyword_bingo]

The role of cute in Japanese society. Are you familiar with moe?

[libraria]

[ ... Stares. Oh, goodness, w-well... At least he, um, looks nice... ]

Philip-san, i-is that a maid uniform?

[keyword_bingo]

It is. Does it suit me? My research showed that maid uniforms are often considered moe.

[libraria]

Um, y-yes! It looks very nice. But... Aren't they normally for girls?

[keyword_bingo]

I have worn a dress before. It does not bother me.

[1/?]

[thebrothersploy]

[... best first post for the Hitachiin brothers to see ever.

In this case, it was the older Hitachiin who saw it first and... that cosplay is horrifying and in his opinion, this kid does not have what it takes-

So he laughs. Loudly.]

Kaoru, Kaoru, you have to see this!

[Looks like they found a new toy.]

[2/?]

[thebrothersplay]

What is it, Hikaru?

[He comes over, peering over Hikaru's shoulder, a mirror image, and then--

He laughs, hysterically, bent over slightly.]

That is a terrible maid outfit.

[3/?]

[thebrothersploy]

[And so the identical laughter continues.]

Isn't it? Isn't it?

And the pose! He even has the pose!

[4/?]

[thebrothersplay]

But it just doesn't suit him at all~

[reveringly]

[... No idea what's going on.]

Hmm? What subject?

[keyword_bingo]

[He is always so happy and cheerful when researching.]

Moe.

[reveringly]

[Fortunately, Sakuya is nonchalant enough to not be weirded out by the, uh... outfit.]

Moe?

[keyword_bingo]

It seems to be a slang term for a sensation one experiences when dealing with cute things.

1/?

[hardlyboiled]

[He didn't pay much attention to Philip today and since there was no much work to be had, he would be found taking a nap in his favorite place! His desk chair. There's a fedora over his face and he's snoozing away quite happily.

That is until, he hears the ruckus of Philip making a video post and Terui freaking out and Akiko being silly.

But he continues napping.

Finally, once everyone was gone, he wakes.]

[hardlyboiled]

[He doesn't do much, just staring at the inside of his fedora for a bit before sitting up.

... Huh, that was weird. Why does he feel a tug on his pants?

Taking the fedora off his face, he tries to look behind him but sees nothing.

... Weird.

And then he goes to his fedora.

... Wait. Why was there cat ears on his hat?

Trying to tug them off now.]

[hardlyboiled]

[Still sleepy, can you tell?

... Why won't they come off? This is so weird.

Wait.

WAIT.

WHY ARE CAT EARS ATTACHED TO HIS HAT?]

[hardlyboiled]

[This is somehow Philip's fault.

Getting up now and putting his hat on IT'S STILL QUITE HARD BOILED THANK YOU VERY MUCH, he goes to look for Philip.

...

Wait.

Staring at the white board now.]