Voice 007 Ω Today's keyword is Innuedo.

[keyword_bingo]

[ooc: colour-coded for your convenience. Philip & Shoutarou.]

[The sound comes on with a bit of a crackle, oddly muffled. Probably accidental. Then a bed creaks and voices--]

I want to touch it.

What?

It is so big. Let me touch it.

H-hey, wait now.

I let you touch mine.

But what if it hurts?

I'll be gentle.

I don't know about this

Comments

[hardlyboiled]

Hngh-- Ah, come on, faster now.

[It's not what it looks like.]

[keyword_bingo]

[All of these icons are a lie.]

I don't want to go faster. Be patient.

[hardlyboiled]

[Just one big fat lie.]

But... [Some whimpering now and he fidgets.] You have no idea how good it feels.

[keyword_bingo]

You touched mine too, remember?

It was good advice to follow.

[Voice]

[lockandkeyblade]

[The SFC turns on, but the voice that comes over the feed is distant. Like the person speaking is looking elsewhere.]

What the...? Huh? Oh no, I was just listening to some message on the network. Not really. I mean, it's weird I can't tell what's going on, it's almost like - What? ... Oh yeah. Here.

[There's some shuffling, like the SFC is being handed off to someone else. There's a period of quiet as the new person listens.]

It's probably nothing. [A long pause as the person listens.... And then that voice just replies flatly:] Sora, it's better you don't know.

[Another voice of protest in the background:] What? Hey wait-

[The feed ends.]

[Voice]

[keyword_bingo]

[Calling back after a looong while.]

Sora. My apologies. I was not aware this was left on.

[Is he sounding a little smug? Maaaaybe.]

[Voice]

[lockandkeyblade]

[When Sora gets a hold of the communicator again, he's frowning. Philip can probably hear it.]

Are you guys okay?

[Voice] [1/4]

[keyword_bingo]

I am without problem.

[Leaning over to Shoutarou, tugging sharply for just a moment]

Shoutarou, are you without problem as well?

[ourshininghope]

[ Having decided to check up on the network, Usagi stumbles onto this gem of a voice post...

--wait. She knows that voice.

The moon rabbit is about to say Philip's name in greeting but when her ears catch the ongoings..

Sunuva-- this sounds so dirty but she can't turn it off! ]

1/2

[hardlyboiled]

[He's just moaning over here when--

... Wait.

...

...

...]

Philip. There's someone on the SFC.

[HIS LIIIIFFFEEEEE--]

2/2

[keyword_bingo]

[Just looking up calmly, before smiling a little.]

Tsukino Usagi.

[Count down to Shoutarou's dramatics in three, two, one--]

Now with less html fail! C_C

[ourshininghope]

[ Crap! She's been caught! Cue flailing and fast talking speech here! ]

I'mreallysorryIdidn'tmeantoeavesdropthiswasjustonthenetworkandIcouldn'thelpbutwatchsinceyouguyssoundedsointoitand--!

[ Squeak. ]

I'LL LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE. BYE.

[ Click goes the SFC. Poor girl is super embarrassed now. :( ]

[pristinestar]

[Red will be blunt about this-]

... Hey, your SFC's broadcasting.

Might want to ensure your privacy.

Voice;

[keyword_bingo]

[Not stopping with what he is doing.]

Ah, it recorded.

It is all right, Red. This is not private.

Voice;

[pristinestar]

[... what]

... ...

How can that be not private...

Voice;

[keyword_bingo]

Is it? I observe people engaging in this activity quite often.

[xlillackeykitty]

[ Just this. Just this for a very long while. ]

[hardlyboiled]

[He's kind of trashing here a bit and he hits the SFC, turning on the video function. All that's in view is Shoutarou looking a bit disheveled and flushed, and lying on his stomach. His dog ears twitch as he stares back in horror.]

[xlillackeykitty]

...are... you guys okay?

1/2

[hardlyboiled]

[Picking up the SFC and quickly sitting up. The SFC is flailed around a bit and well, still not showing the lower half of his body. Heh.]

THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE--