You are gorgeous and you know how to show it. You know what cuts and materials show off your beautiful muscles. You pick colors that bring out your eyes and highlight your perfect skin. You smile just enough to show off the teeth that genetics or a great orthodontist gave you, maybe even some dimples in that oh-so-delectable complexion ( Read more... )

Me: "we're still an all red state"
T: "oh....I wouldn't call us a red state... I'd call us a dumb state"

You know you've lost weight when instead of heckles you get wolf whistles.

I try. I mean it, I actually do try to be nice to them. In some cases I even try to like them ( Read more... )

I give up. He's too stubborn. I'll sleep diagonally.

I feel like I'm an 8 year old again.

"The study of 5,300 graduate students in the United States and Canada found that 56 percent of graduate business students admitted to cheating in the past year, with many saying they cheated because they believed it was an accepted practice in business."

For the most part I buy organic because there's no "certified sustainable". I choose locally grown over a certification, and I'm willing to pay twice as much for either. Why? Because the Sahara is man made and it's growing ( Read more... )

Seriously, why are they making air transit more dangerous?

Tell me rebounding is bad.

Tell me I shouldn't go boy crazy, but rather go on a meat-free diet.

Strangers, old friends, current acquaintances, none of them. Should not. Uh-uh. Bad Zipper.

Oh my, can I take that one home?