this is the best chuck norris joke i have ever heard

[kfacenumberone]

Chuck Norris went on a date with Terri Schiavo. She stated that Chuck was a "terrible actor," and refused to sleep with him. The term "persistent vegetative state" was invented the next day.

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[loveisaleap]

hahahahaha.

i like "superman wears jack bauer pajamas." i think i'm going to make a facebook group for that.

[sandybeaches]

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[annebannane9]

there was this one that i remember being funny.. i feel like i'm going to butcher it now though...

it was somethng along the lines of...

chuck norris is 1/6 cherokee not because of heritage.. the man ate a fucking indian..

yeah see not funny now
ha

[onewhitemouse]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

chucknorris doesnt go hunting. hunting implies failure, chuck norries goes killing.