A Late Decree

[kfringe]

WHEREAS, the Feast of St. Valentine has repeatedly proven offensive or inconvenient to the majority of the American People;

Comments

[sanneb]

The Feast of St Valentines Day should be spent hitting people with foam covered sticks. The day after should be spent gorging on 50%-75% discounted chocolates.

[gillen]

Hello, St. Valentine

[jazzfish]

*applause*

[hyla_regilla]

SPLENDID!

I shall raise a glass to Emperor Joshua Norton in San Francisco this very evening!

[kdsorceress]

How much of the internet can I link this to? Is it all the internet? Please say it's all the internet, because I want EVERYONE TO READ THIS EVER!