Naturalization

Apr 22, 2006 23:00

Today I became a true American, this is by virtue of consuming 5 cheeseburgers in one day.

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angeleyes2854 April 23 2006, 04:11:37 UTC
just hearing that makes me sick to my stomach.... i hope those weren't cheeseburgers from mcdonalds or burger king.

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khabibul35 April 23 2006, 06:36:48 UTC
I think the most impressive thing about it is that it was mostly just because I was such an American today altogether.

I had 1 homemade cheeseburger at noon, for lunch, at the Massachusetts livestock classic
I had 2 homemade cheeseburgers at 6:00 PM, for dinner, at my workplace
and 2 cheeseburgers at 11:00 PM, at Wendy's, as a late snack on my way back from work

Really, cheeseburger was the only thing I at all day. I am very proud of myself. Oh, and besides water, the only thing I drank all day was beer.

How more American than beer and burger can you get? I'm even more American than you! So go back to Europe, where your ancestors came from.

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angeleyes2854 April 23 2006, 17:00:33 UTC
Hahahahahaha

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comrademark April 25 2006, 11:17:13 UTC
a quite unnatural form of naturalization.

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