My horoscope, by the Onion

[khaibitneter]

Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
"You're easy to talk to once people get to know you, but holding your personal audiences on a throne of bloody skulls tends to put them off at first."

This is strangely fitting for me, honestly

Comments

[uglylittlewhore]

You totally need a throne of bloody skulls. We can set it in the living room, right between the potted plant and the entertainment center.

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[yorknoken]

I nominate Jim's bloody skull to be the foundation.

Re:

[uglylittlewhore]

Hell. Yes.

[stinknyu]

i second the notion. her her!! down with the evil and perverted jim!!