Plug

[khaibitneter]

It becomes necessary that I am inserting a plug. INTO YOUR EYES.

Go here. Go two entries down, to "A manifesto". Because I told you to. And then read it with...you guessed it, YOUR EYES. It details one of the things that irritates me most about people

Comments

[uglylittlewhore]

What's he got to use all them big words and complicated sentences for?

Oh god, please don't kill me.

Ostentatiousilicious!

[uglylittlewhore]

OMFG STFU N00B!!!!!11 3Y3 <3 P|20/\/ !! XD >^_^< (POINTY COCKS IN FACE)

Well, obviously, I use big words because I'm a pretentious art faggot. Duh! You've seen me: long hair, beard, sunglasses on -- all the time, in the dark. I bet I take more big cock than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan combined, both featured in a bukkake scene.

Whee! I'm medicated and feverish! So is Jordan! Whee! It's like a diseased slumber party! We're both going to dress in jammies and hit each other with pillows, then drink NyQuil and make out. It'll be awesome.

- C. Jay Wrong

Addendumolopolis

[uglylittlewhore]

Jordan's jammies would be black, too, like his soul. Also, with bunny ears, a tail, and feetsies.

Picture that.

- C. Jay Wrong

Re: Addendumolopolis

[uglylittlewhore]

And I just realized that I really should sew Jordan some bunny pajamas of DARKNESS. It'll fucking rock.