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khaibitneter

Grrrrr

Dec 30, 2003 11:49

"You should cut your hair Jordan. Your parents pay for college and it would make them really happy. Maybe. I think. Do it, and if they don't like it, take a year to grow it back ( Read more... )

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toonworld1982 December 30 2003, 10:58:15 UTC

Silly Jordan, of course EVERYONE wants kids. It is our job to eat, sleep, poop, and procreate :o) Humanity is nothing but highly evolved, eating, shiting, F**king primates who only want kids, to get married and cut our hair to impress our parents. Anything otherwise will be taken as you said, "an over-dramatic, immature statement."
Jesus, this woman has a chip on her shoulder and perhaps you should remind her that the 60s are over and people can live productive, happy lives without having children or even wanting children.

hmm... spitfiredame December 30 2003, 11:57:37 UTC

And really, she's gotta realize that there's some people who really shouldn't reproduce... one of some of us is all the oddness this world can handle ;)

Re: hmm... toonworld1982 December 30 2003, 16:04:23 UTC

Yes, if fate does not keepi me from reproducing, the governement will with their black vans and silent helicopters and fancy agent Smiths. I don't give a shit that Reeves knows Kung Fu, Will Smith and Gene hackman did better against the government than he ever did and I will get their help to have children...

To whichever retard left that comment I just deleted. khaibitneter December 30 2003, 14:51:48 UTC

So. Point proven.

As I said, I didn't leave my name before because stupid shit like that would happen.

Observe, though: I know how to delete messages, something you never picked up. And ban users, which is the next step. It's so good to be me.

anonymous December 30 2003, 15:21:41 UTC

Why was I never informed that you're using this journal now?

poetinplaid December 30 2003, 16:51:35 UTC

i say sell your sperm. that way you make money, don't have to deal with the child, but yet your intelligence will still live on. we have to outnumber the stupid people or else we may perish. :-/ so yeah, smart people like you and david should sell your sperm to the smart women who need it and then they'll have smart children and they'll take over the world and kill off the stupid people. muwahahahaha! erm. i'll shut up now.

toonworld1982 December 30 2003, 19:13:39 UTC

but if you kill all the stupid people, I will die...wait I like this plan....rock on smart people and vanquish all of us post haste...

poetinplaid December 30 2003, 19:14:59 UTC

you're not stupid, david.

khaibitneter December 30 2003, 19:28:10 UTC

I like this plan. A lot. I get money, and progeny, and I don't have to RAISE any of them.

That's it. Jordan's Sperm Sale Business is open for....well, Business.

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