Note: Everything the author of this journal has said about not being online much is a COMPLETE LIE. Apparently, he forgot that there is absolutely nothing to do in charlottesville, so a crappy computer and shared time is no big deal in the face of tremendous boredom. That is all.

It's funny. Back when I lived in New Orleans, this much snow would've confused, frightened and amazed me, shortly after I had a seizure over the beauty.Being annoyed by it never entered my mind back then. I especially didn't consider hitting an invisible patch of ice, and skidding 4 feet before falling on my ass and nearly dropping my dinner. Oh ( Read more... )

Whee. I'm home. Hooray. That is all.

So I'm going back to charlottesville for the holidays. So much not being here. Which means I won't be online as much, since the computer at home sucks, and I have to share it with miss gender-identification ( Read more... )

"Are all nerds as good as you?"
"Yes..."
"Why?"
"All jocks think about is sports. All we think about is sex."

Hooray. Revenge of the Nerds (insert number here) was on Comedy Central today. Kickass.

To quote myself from David's journal:

"That is perhaps the coolest shit I have seen in my entire life. I had, like, seven orgasms watching this video clip. It is going straight into my journal, right after I clean myself up."

And now, without further ado, the video clip ....Need a napkin ( Read more... )

I was just browsing through the play "Inherit the Wind", about the Scopes Monkey Trials. I had forgotten exactly how much I love this play. Especially this quote ( Read more... )

Why can't I sleep when I need to? I swear, my biggest problem is my erratic sleep patterns. Fuck all my other angst, if I could just sleep when I need to, I'd be fine ( Read more... )

Note: Excessive use of sleep may cause mood swings, hallucinations, violent impulses, disorientation, spontaneous time travel, momentary glimpses of the underpinnings of the universe, and dry mouth. If symptoms persist, call a doctor before sleeping again, and leave a nasty message on his machine. Then sleep more and repeat.

I've already gotten all the introductory shit out of the way in my journal info, so I see no need to elaborate on it. I'm just going to get straight to my self-indulgent bitchy whine-fest. So about my day ( Read more... )