I know what I want for my birthday...

[khanfused]

... or christmakwanzyule ... or maybe when I find a benefactor willing to pay me to breathe.

A pulse-jet powered bicycle

Now THAT'S how to turn someone into a shiny red streak on the road.

Comments

[drkaos]

That is NOT how to get better at climbing hills!

Who the frack said anything about hill training?

[khanfused]

I want to park one of these babies next to the office's line of motorcycles and tell the 'scoot riding contingent "Ok, I raise twenty and call. What have you got?"

(Never mind that, according to the article, you can only maintain thrust for less than a minute before you run out of fuel)

Re: Who the frack said anything about hill training?

[nocturna_le_fey]

:::refrains from making obvious joke:::