Panda's are fat hunks of shit. They are prob to lazy to climb out of a massive hole & see/not see there massive fat ass shadow, plus are they really bears???! I think its all an act, to try and lure us into a false sense of security, like: "Oh its ok, Panda's will never hurt us." Then BAM! suddenly Panda's are running the show. I say: "Panda burgers anyone?"
I still say skunk, or perhaps the tit mouse. Hehehe. tit.
PandamoniumwiggleyrbgtoeFebruary 3 2005, 04:58:43 UTC
When i first read "skunk" I thought: This is stupid. What is he thinking? Then you redeemed yourself with the "painted cats" line. That was exceptional. And now, a few facts about lazy sacks of shit:
1) Pandas are not bears 2) Sexual Harrassment Panda is cool, in a lame sort of way 3) All other pandas, though adorable, are lame 4) The black and white color motif is so 1974. The only animals that can pull it off are skunks, cows, and zebras. 5) The plural of panda is actually Pandai. 6) Koalas are not bears either. This is one thing koalas and pandas have in common. Another thing is the fact that they are completely useless animals. Koalas only eat eucalyptus. Pandas only eat bamboo. WTF? Don't be such a picky eater, and maybe you won't go friggin extinct!
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Panda Day sounds better anyway.
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I still say skunk, or perhaps the tit mouse. Hehehe. tit.
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xo
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1) Pandas are not bears
2) Sexual Harrassment Panda is cool, in a lame sort of way
3) All other pandas, though adorable, are lame
4) The black and white color motif is so 1974. The only animals that can pull it off are skunks, cows, and zebras.
5) The plural of panda is actually Pandai.
6) Koalas are not bears either. This is one thing koalas and pandas have in common. Another thing is the fact that they are completely useless animals. Koalas only eat eucalyptus. Pandas only eat bamboo. WTF? Don't be such a picky eater, and maybe you won't go friggin extinct!
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I friggin love you, and everything you have said thus far.
especially #6.
Do you remember that show on Nick when we were younger about Magic Koala's? When you mentioned Koala's it reminded me of that.
-Mike
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