Trying desperately to write fic.  Not really succeeding.

Thanks for that, really.  I needed that mental image of a certain blonde-haired Detective Sergeant on his knees wearing nothing but unbuttoned jeans and a leather collar as he gazed adoringly up at his Inspector from blue eyes ringed in smudged black pencil!

*grumbles and attempts to put the image out of head so I can get some sleep*

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Me: My back muscle is spasming
Mum: That's what you get for falling down the stairs
Me: ...

In my defence, I didn't actually fall down the stairs I sort of slid down them.

You poor boy, just tell him!

"Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012."

And so it is with the majority of the experiments described in the Grand Academy chapters of Gulliver's Travels.

Seeing Further, the story of science and the Royal Academy.

I know that you're both very fond of Peanut!Hamster and that he feels the same way about you (seriously, they kiss each other through the bars of the cage), but was it really necessary to break him out of his cage an give Mama a heart attack ( Read more... )

As part of my New Years "resolutions", I'm trying to get out and about a bit more and I forced myself to go a Stitch and Bitch meeting last night. I was incredibly nervous but I really had no reason to be. Everybody I met was really nice and friendly and the old members made a real effort to welcome the new members and make them feel comfortable ( Read more... )

I wrote fic! It's only 400-some words of Lewis fic and I think it's complete crap but I'm so pleased that I actually managed to write something.

Got woken up at 7.30 this morning by the council putting up scaffolding in my front garden. We had no warning or notice that they were going to do it and they've broken 3 flower pots and knocked the Sky out of alignment so we have no tv. They also put the scaffolding up on Mum's disability ramp so I made them move it ( Read more... )