I got my itinerary all sorted out for Europe ( Read more... )

The word "butthurt" was funny the first time I read it, but it should never, ever be uttered again. Never.

I totally forgot about jumping jacks. An exerciser is me!

I got awesome new Doc Martins, but ouch how they pinch my feet. I may go back and get the next larger size. These were supposed to be tens, but they're actually nines. They felt fine in the store :-/

Situps, situps, and more situps. That's what's situp with me.

Online quizzes really irritate me, especially, "Who are you in such-and-such a fantasy universe????!?!?!" I mean, the answers indicating a given person are so freaking obvious, why bother even taking the quiz? I could just as easily say "I'm Fry from Futurama!" as take the quiz and find out the same thing. Whatever happened to subtlety and ( Read more... )

Today's experiment: washing my work clothes in the bathtub. We'll see how this goes. If anyone has any advice immediately, I'd be up to listening.

Hamsters are the Germans of the desert, while squid are the Ukrainians of the sea.

Oh, right. I'm bouncing around the idea of becoming a zoologist so I can become the world-renowned expert on hamsters. Potential dissertation title: "Hamsters say Ham: A Study of the Vocal Structures and Aural Communication Methods of mesocricetus auratus. Heehee. Hamming hamsters.

Agh, my feet, agh. I forgot how painful it is to be on your feet for 7 hours at a time. Walking around all over the place will help in my QUEST FOR FITNESS. Yay.