Who have I jerked off to lately and how did it "play out"?

[khazm]

Sitting in my hotel room the other night I decided to give Shakira a shot. Over the years I've considered rubbing one out to her but this chick I spied in Urban Outfiters trying on camo shorts always ousted her. Shaki was about to enter my dirty Matrix

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