Stolen - but funny

[kheeram]

Due to my recent reintroduction to bachelorhood and a four month absence of a social life, I have started looking towards Hollywood for new ways of meeting women and getting them to like me. I've realized that the most important thing to do is to not have a legitimate well-paying job. This is an absolute no-no and will immediately get you cast as

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[thewhitespider]

I can't place #5.

And Michael Corleone never threatened to kill the innkeeper! It's all lies!

[fuseblues]

#5 is Depp - mostly Roux in Chocolat and then a gag about him being in 21 Jump Street.

[fuseblues]

#7 might just work. Hmmm.....

[dragonzgrace]

And who said Hollywood ain't realistic? Art imitates life, yes sirree.
J