ganked from theoldone
The Christmas Question meme . . .
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Yes. One for cold and one for hot. Liquor goes well in either.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Santa wraps presents. That's how we know he's imaginary.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Lights?
4. Do you hang mistletoe?
I do not, but I think about it. Especially as a belt buckle.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
Up in the Attic? Is this a trick question?
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
Roast Ham with a sticky sweet glaze. If God didn't want us eating pigs' butts, he wouldn't have made them delicious.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child:
I don't think I have any favorite memories of Christmas as a child. Maybe receiving Glenn Gould's Bach Goldberg Variations and Frampton Comes Alive! the same year. Or is that dating myself?
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
I knew too much for other children's own good.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
Not if i can help it, but I'm an indulgent husband.
10. How do you decorate your Tree?
We keep cats, Amy the Fearless among them. We don't put a tree up, because they will bring it down.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Snow is pretty for the first five seconds, then a wet, mucky misery for two weeks. Just say sNOw.