so... i used to like boys.
Another IM fanfic for beastattack since I fail and I love them. I mean, spread the love.
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Title: So... I USED TO LIKE BOYS.
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Everyone is here man, we're too cool for pairings!
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive themes and language
Summary: Of course, something big like this comes out on IM. YIPPEE.
Author's Notes: My second IM-fanfic. And I suck at summaries... IF YOU LOVE ME YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE THROUGH THAT.
Wow, already a second IM fanfic.
AND YOU THOUGHT I QUIT DIDN'T YOU?
Reminder for those who can't figure out the screen names because they aren't hardcore BEAST fans;
Doojoon- 3seconds
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Hyunseung- thesexgod (HEY, HE WINS.)
Gikwang- theace
Junhyung- dragonpop
Yoseob- yangyo
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
... damn pokemon song.
dongmaknae has entered.
yangyo has entered.
thesexgod has entered.
yangyo: lolwut
dongmaknae: Um Hyunseung, what did you want to tell us?
thesexgod: WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE ENTERS
yangyo: srsly i will slap you if you're wasting my time man
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I will too...
theace has entered.
3seconds has entered.
thesexgod: WHERE THE FCK IS JUNHYUNG
theace: calm down he's taking a shit
yangyo: no one go into the bathroom for at least an hour when he gets out srsly
yangyo: trust a survivor like myself
3seconds: may i ask what's so important?
3seconds: and wtf
3seconds: why im?
thesexgod: ...
dongmaknae: OH MY GOD NO WAY. xD
dongmaknae: Because of your screen name?
theace: AHAHA THAT'S SICK HYUNSEUNG
thesexgod: SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS IT FOR TWITTER SO WTF I LIKE IT FOR IM
yangyo: twitter is just dominating man
theace: yep i like looking at everyone's tweets
dongmaknae: More like stalking...
thesexgod: I SAW HIM JUST LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THAT WG CHICK'S TWEETS YESTERDAY
3seconds: you're such a loser kwannie
dragonpop has entered.
thesexgod: DAMN FINALLY
yangyo: were you masturbating in there or something
dongmaknae: I think he probably did a lot more than that xD
3seconds: ahaha i agree
dragonpop: Just SHUT UP.
dragonpop: And why the hell am I here?
theace: SHH SHH HE'S GONNA TELL US
yangyo: run forest run
theace: holy shit man i love that movie
dongmaknae: Same here :D
thesexgod: MAY WE GET TO THE POINT PLZ
thesexgod: THOUGH THAT MOVIE IS JUST THE SHIT IT IS MY COMFORT MOVIE
3seconds: ahaha ok what did you want to tell us sex god?
thesexgod: OK SO I HAVE A SECRET
yangyo: we all do man get to the point
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: WHEN I MET YOU GUYS I WAS STILL A HOMOSEXUAL
yangyo has exited.
thesexgod: WHAT THE FCK
3seconds: ... are you serious?
thesexgod: OF COURSE WHY THE HELL WOULD I JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
thesexgod: AND WHY DID YOSEOB LEAVE
dongmaknae: ... My mom was right, the pretty ones are either gay or idiotic.
theace: you still listen to your mom
dongmaknae: Yeah she's like my best friend.
dragonpop: This is a surprise on both parts.
yangyo has entered.
yangyo: sry i had to go choke
yangyo: i mean use the restroom to choke
dongmaknae: LOL I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS DYING IN THERE
3seconds: or were you choking because you went in there before an hour?
yangyo: that too
dragonpop: SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
thesexgod: AND...
thesexgod: I HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOU
thesexgod: BUT NOT NOW I AM STRAIGHT AGAIN
dongmaknae: ... Again? o__________o
theace: are you sure you're not just confused
dragonpop: Who did you have a crush on?
theace: of course junhyung would be curious
yangyo: lol ikr
dragonpop: SHUT UP SHUT UP.
3seconds: so.... who? i have become curious.
thesexgod: ...
yangyo: wait type the names of the ppl you didn't have a crush on
dongmaknae: Yeah do that :O
theace: i want to see who won your heart so post post post
thesexgod: OK YOSEOB AND DOOJOON
yangyo: i thought you went for the cuties but guess not loljk
3seconds: i have no comment.
thesexgod: JUNHYUNG
theace: too bad buddy
dragonpop: Are you trying to annoy the fuck out of me today?
thesexgod: AND GIKWANG
theace: NO FUCKING WAY THEN YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR...
dongmaknae: ...
dongmaknae: Should I be happy?
theace: sure go dance around what the fuck go celebrate
dragonpop: ... So Hyunseung, you say you're not gay anymore? What made you change?
thesexgod: WHEN I MET THOSE SEXY GIRL GROUPS IN PERSON
theace: so you're totally straight and not a bi
thesexgod: YEAH
yangyo: so you're not attracted to guys at all
thesexgod: RIGHT
dongmaknae: Really? ...
theace: hey guys we have to go
theace has exited.
3seconds has exited.
yangyo has exited.
dragonpop has exited.
dongmaknae: Um... Hyunseung?
thesexgod: YES
dongmaknae: I'm glad you told us today.
thesexgod: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
dongmaknae: Well... It helps me understand you better.
dongmaknae: And I feel closer to you than ever before.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: IS IT BECAUSE I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU
dongmaknae: Not at all! I mean, we've always been close buddies, but I feel like I understand you better now.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: THANKS MAN
thesexgod has exited.
dongmaknae has exited.
So... good? Bad?
Glad I made it longer?
Irritated that I didn't keep it shorter?
And I made Dongwoon have a bit more unf in here, so HOORAH.
COMMENT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
READ. COMMENT. LAUGH. TOAST SOME ALIENS. WHATEVER.
Title: So... I USED TO LIKE BOYS.
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Everyone is here man, we're too cool for pairings!
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive themes and language
Summary: Of course, something big like this comes out on IM. YIPPEE.
Author's Notes: My second IM-fanfic. And I suck at summaries... IF YOU LOVE ME YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE THROUGH THAT.
Wow, already a second IM fanfic.
AND YOU THOUGHT I QUIT DIDN'T YOU?
Reminder for those who can't figure out the screen names because they aren't hardcore BEAST fans;
Doojoon- 3seconds
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Hyunseung- thesexgod (HEY, HE WINS.)
Gikwang- theace
Junhyung- dragonpop
Yoseob- yangyo
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
... damn pokemon song.
dongmaknae has entered.
yangyo has entered.
thesexgod has entered.
yangyo: lolwut
dongmaknae: Um Hyunseung, what did you want to tell us?
thesexgod: WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE ENTERS
yangyo: srsly i will slap you if you're wasting my time man
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I will too...
theace has entered.
3seconds has entered.
thesexgod: WHERE THE FCK IS JUNHYUNG
theace: calm down he's taking a shit
yangyo: no one go into the bathroom for at least an hour when he gets out srsly
yangyo: trust a survivor like myself
3seconds: may i ask what's so important?
3seconds: and wtf
3seconds: why im?
thesexgod: ...
dongmaknae: OH MY GOD NO WAY. xD
dongmaknae: Because of your screen name?
theace: AHAHA THAT'S SICK HYUNSEUNG
thesexgod: SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS IT FOR TWITTER SO WTF I LIKE IT FOR IM
yangyo: twitter is just dominating man
theace: yep i like looking at everyone's tweets
dongmaknae: More like stalking...
thesexgod: I SAW HIM JUST LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THAT WG CHICK'S TWEETS YESTERDAY
3seconds: you're such a loser kwannie
dragonpop has entered.
thesexgod: DAMN FINALLY
yangyo: were you masturbating in there or something
dongmaknae: I think he probably did a lot more than that xD
3seconds: ahaha i agree
dragonpop: Just SHUT UP.
dragonpop: And why the hell am I here?
theace: SHH SHH HE'S GONNA TELL US
yangyo: run forest run
theace: holy shit man i love that movie
dongmaknae: Same here :D
thesexgod: MAY WE GET TO THE POINT PLZ
thesexgod: THOUGH THAT MOVIE IS JUST THE SHIT IT IS MY COMFORT MOVIE
3seconds: ahaha ok what did you want to tell us sex god?
thesexgod: OK SO I HAVE A SECRET
yangyo: we all do man get to the point
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: WHEN I MET YOU GUYS I WAS STILL A HOMOSEXUAL
yangyo has exited.
thesexgod: WHAT THE FCK
3seconds: ... are you serious?
thesexgod: OF COURSE WHY THE HELL WOULD I JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
thesexgod: AND WHY DID YOSEOB LEAVE
dongmaknae: ... My mom was right, the pretty ones are either gay or idiotic.
theace: you still listen to your mom
dongmaknae: Yeah she's like my best friend.
dragonpop: This is a surprise on both parts.
yangyo has entered.
yangyo: sry i had to go choke
yangyo: i mean use the restroom to choke
dongmaknae: LOL I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS DYING IN THERE
3seconds: or were you choking because you went in there before an hour?
yangyo: that too
dragonpop: SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
thesexgod: AND...
thesexgod: I HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOU
thesexgod: BUT NOT NOW I AM STRAIGHT AGAIN
dongmaknae: ... Again? o__________o
theace: are you sure you're not just confused
dragonpop: Who did you have a crush on?
theace: of course junhyung would be curious
yangyo: lol ikr
dragonpop: SHUT UP SHUT UP.
3seconds: so.... who? i have become curious.
thesexgod: ...
yangyo: wait type the names of the ppl you didn't have a crush on
dongmaknae: Yeah do that :O
theace: i want to see who won your heart so post post post
thesexgod: OK YOSEOB AND DOOJOON
yangyo: i thought you went for the cuties but guess not loljk
3seconds: i have no comment.
thesexgod: JUNHYUNG
theace: too bad buddy
dragonpop: Are you trying to annoy the fuck out of me today?
thesexgod: AND GIKWANG
theace: NO FUCKING WAY THEN YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR...
dongmaknae: ...
dongmaknae: Should I be happy?
theace: sure go dance around what the fuck go celebrate
dragonpop: ... So Hyunseung, you say you're not gay anymore? What made you change?
thesexgod: WHEN I MET THOSE SEXY GIRL GROUPS IN PERSON
theace: so you're totally straight and not a bi
thesexgod: YEAH
yangyo: so you're not attracted to guys at all
thesexgod: RIGHT
dongmaknae: Really? ...
theace: hey guys we have to go
theace has exited.
3seconds has exited.
yangyo has exited.
dragonpop has exited.
dongmaknae: Um... Hyunseung?
thesexgod: YES
dongmaknae: I'm glad you told us today.
thesexgod: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
dongmaknae: Well... It helps me understand you better.
dongmaknae: And I feel closer to you than ever before.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: IS IT BECAUSE I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU
dongmaknae: Not at all! I mean, we've always been close buddies, but I feel like I understand you better now.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: THANKS MAN
thesexgod has exited.
dongmaknae has exited.
So... good? Bad?
Glad I made it longer?
Irritated that I didn't keep it shorter?
And I made Dongwoon have a bit more unf in here, so HOORAH.
COMMENT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.