and all this time we thought that he was wrong, how stupid of us...

[khyrste]

today in church we learned how we were supposed to store up oil or else we wont get into heaven

...i think that bush is a prime example of this

Comments

[doodleboy91]

OMG!!!! U DON'T LOVE GOD!!!!
christy, u gotta stop this, i love u too much to see u go to hell, u have to come to jesus and ask for forgiveness, and get lots of oil

wow, sarcasim doesn't really work with that, but i don't care, and why the hell were u talking about oil in sunday school?

[khyrste]

well this preacher was talking about theses brides maids and how the foolish ones didnt have enough oil to see the bride groom and so they didnt get into heaven, and the smart brides maids with oil did get into heaven, the smart ones didnt share their oil with the foolish ones because the smart ones wouldnt have enough oil, so they made the foolish ones go buy the oil, and when the foolish ones came back the doors were shut and it was to late

so yea, i thought that had a really christian theme there, but idk what chapter it is in, i think in matthew or something, it is in the new test. but i was half way asleep...

[doodleboy91]

oh yeah, i have heard that one, only it was as harsh, it was just that they were going to a party and the foolish ones missed it, nothing about them not going to heave, i liked mine better, yeah, that would of made me mad if i heard it that way, cuz i mean, if you're a christian u think u would share your frickin oil, not be a bitch and keep it for yourself, well, i'm done now before i get angry

[deth_hahn]

well at least you noted it

[khyrste]

yea, but it was a very good comment, it would have made a very good entry though...

i am graced by your writing skills, hallelujah

amen