Re-App!
Character: Sanji
Series: One Piece
Character Age: 19
Canon: One Piece is a man's romance! With pirates fighting for their dreams and willpower breaking through all obstacles, one might wonder where the giant
robots are. Their ship already pierced the heavens, however, and then they punched God out. Serious. The ridiculous is common-place: it is a world where walking
skeletons and powered suits made of spaghetti are possible, but Amazons and mermaids aren't always the feminine beauties of lore.
With strength surpassed only by his ability in a kitchen, Sanji is a world class chef who hates wasting food. However despite all his strengths (be it physical or
culinary) Sanji has one major weakness: Women. If they're beautiful, he's putty in their hands, and he'll try to charm them- even in the middle of a fight.
Even if they're not as easy on the eyes, he'll go out of his way to help them. Sanji's habit of calling things shitty gives him a bit of a rough edge- something
men will see more often. However, he's quite sophisticated: no simple ruffian knows the difference between a merlot and a pinot noir, and what dishes it would
best complement. How many cooks do you know that can just as easily topple a dinosaur with a kick as prepare it in a delicious meal- not to mention compete
over who can slay the bigger dinosaur?
Sample App:
Tch, listen you shitskin, just... move along while I do my job, before I teach you a lesson in manners. Just the sight of you is
enough to make someone lose their appetite. You really want to help? Then put some gloves on and start chopping those
fruits for the macedonia dessert. Oi, are you all thumbs? You're going to bruise the fruit if you keep dropping- what the hell?
I've heard of having two left feet, but two left hands? You may not have much to work with, but you should take better care
of them. A true chef values his hands, because without them he's worth less than a dull blade.
Oi! Don't touch that, of course it's hot! It's a cooking pot sitting on a fire, what did you expect? If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the kitchen. In your case, I'd suggest you get out of the kitchen anyway, before you cross-contaminate something
if you don't mind; I'm trying to prepare a dish for your lady friends. Yeah, you can have some too, I guess. I have a curry
recipe that I never had a chance to try before- yeah, it's a beef brain curry recipe, stop chanting it already! The recipe doesn't
work too well with fish, so I'm lucky I came across your ingredients. I had my doubts- I wouldn't normally cook for people with
such shitty manners (though I would for such lovely ladies~), but you were going to eat it raw- which is a waste this shitty
cook couldn't allow. You'll thank yourselves for being patient once I've cooked it- hopefully I'll curry the favor of these fine ladies
as well, with the flavor of my curry.
Cuisseau SHOOT!
I went easy on you just now. This is your only warning- don't touch my dish again or you've forfeited your life and limb. Think of
it as a free lesson in table manners. Now to serve it to the flowers in our midst... you can have the scraps.
Voila! Your white knight Sanji has completed his task, and even defended your meal from interlopers~ Gulai Otal l'amour~ ♥
Bon appetit, my ladies... do not be afraid to eat your fill. Does it suit your tastes? Every relationship can use a bit of spicing up,
and my love is burning fiery hot! Feel free to cool off with a kiss~ ♥
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