Four score and seven years ago...
You realize I can lie about this and no one would really know if I'm telling the truth.
But what the heck, I'm a bad liar anyway. (And I usually tell the truth.)
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Tag five LJ friends
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse all the time.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am afraid to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast. --This all depends on my excitement. I try to talk clear and slow though--but I don't always succeed. ;P
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. --To my standards, they're a lot! And I'm very blessed and grateful.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. --I don't think I'm a bourgie, but I do tie my sweater around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or LJ.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. --See I think, hate is a very strong word/emotion. I don't think I could really hate. I don't have the right to.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in God.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone. --I <3 Cedric Diggory in HP GOF!
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before. --I salute devoted Mothers! And daycare teachers! Cause OMG, this was one shitload of a job: super nuclear stinker!
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved. --YM default.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. --I haven't tried illegal drugs before, but I think I've been drugged without my knowing once.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. --I don't think I have but I realize now that I shouldn't have gone out with Zig for Mirz, and our friendship's sake. Stupid me.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends. --there has been no situation that called for this measure, but ideally I would.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. --I could be. But not always. :)
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I love it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. --Pardon my ignorance, but What on earth are memes?
* I am happy at this moment.
* I'm obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
* I love my job. --I wish I had a job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. --The piano to be exact. Haven't practised in a long time though. But I can play, pretty well yes.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. --I'd like to think that they didn't mean it.
* I love kisses.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I've ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* I would not be friends with them if they weren't family.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. --On the right moment and occasion.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidextrous. -- well, sorta.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals; I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name. --Dork. That's its name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible. - in which way?
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. --It's so power-fashionable!
* I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can sing songs in languages I don't speak.
* I could speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
* I am ovulating.
* I am very confused.
* I believe that everything ends.
* I like happy endings.
* I ask too many questions.
* I am a closet philanthropist.
* I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order, from memory.
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have at one time considered becoming an assassin using only a knife and a pack of gum.
* My parents never gave me a set allowance.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. --At the airport/airplane.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
* I have more pets than I have good friends.
* I have ridden in a vintage airplane.
* I maintain that Marmite is magically delicious.
* I am obsessed with Victorian literature.
* I love to travel. --I cannot emphasize how much I love to do this!!!!!
* I have a talent for complicating people's lives unintentionally.
* I go completely out of control when I'm on my period.
* I’ve run away from home.
* Internet friendships freak me out.
* I don't like uneven numbers.
* I think I have a mild case of OCD.
* I have crushes on numerous television characters. --Haha! The Amazing Twins are cutie pies!
* I am the first in my family to graduate high school.
* I can't live without my watch. I have no sense of time.
* I spend a lot of time rehearsing scenarios in my head about really inconsquential things.
* I talk to myself far too much.
* School takes up 50% or more of my time.
* I'm known for singing in the shower.
* It is illegal for me to have any type of life.
* I'm a bandie, geek and jock all in one!
* I put myself down a lot.
* I'm a HUGE Backstreet Boys fan. And I'm not 12.
* I know what Glamorous Indie Rock 'N Roll is.
* I live in a dorm on a college campus.
* I've often wondered whether Robin from Batman was gay.
* I love Pride and Prejudice that I reread the book a couple of times a year.
* I like guys who can make a girl laugh --Who doesn't?! Humor does it y'know?!!!
* I like the color white
* I'm tired
* I tend to eat my words.
* I love bagels with cream cheese.
* I'm a butt-woman.
*When I travel, I hate packing but I love unpacking.
Yesterday was fun. Today was fun. Tomorrow will be fun.
Wow! I feel so gala. I'll be out of my house for 3 straight days. Kinda cool and new for me, since I'm such a home-buddy, nerd and all.
+_+
I could never figure out why some people think I'm a lesbian, when I'm so gay and shit. --Private joke.
*SERIOUSLY* I'm STRAIGHT ok. Not that I have problems with people who aren't, but just to set things straight--I might start throwing off jokes, and you might not catch up with me; and reports could once again reach my mother without warrant--just so it's clear and made known: my sexual orientation is as straight as an Orion ruler. ThankYouVeryMuch.
I'll only accept that I'm lesbian if Patrick E. accepts that he's seriously gay--not the happy definition btw.
Hirit lang meng! ;p Hehe. Peace dude!
Just to clarify things... Patrick's really straight and he just can't be gay either. It just won't work that way.