I have the soul of a whale and my room smells like shit.

[kickasspancakes]

I cannot even believe how much food I ate today. I woke up, ate grapes, went to Burger King with Faith to realize I wanted McDonald's, so I went there and got a large fry, an M&M McFlurry, and a small McNugget. Now, that might seem like it's not that much, but then after I consumed all of that, I ate a bag of popcorn and grapes. Then I was still

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[barthalomus]

"I am a fat-ass shitting machine"

I lol'd.

[kickasspancakes]

Hehehehe :)

[seasonspeech]

Someday, you'll find a guy who loves eating mass amounts of delicious food with you. And then can joke about all the pooping :D

And hey, at least the Nutrigrain bar gave you fiber, to make the pooping easier!

[kickasspancakes]

Hahahaha, I love you Mallory! :D <3