I wonder what makes me think a night out with her will be fun when I've always known she's a selfish, inconsiderate whore? Hm. Well, I can say now that I won't let myself get caught up in all her blahblahblahbullshit, let's hope that's true. This Christmas thus far has been craptacular, the shit storm that's been accumulating a brown cloud over my ( Read more... )

In approximately one week and one day I will have completed my very first full year of college. 22 years old - it couldn't be any later. I'm tired. On Friday I'll be inducted into the International Honor Society of Two-Year Colleges, and then my mom is taking me out to the wine bar. All I have to do is make it through this week, study for tests and ( Read more... )

I need to get stoned to do this math homework, because this resin-hitting nonsense is just not cutting it. I'm pretty tired and lazy from staying awake finishing a 19-page midterm for english class, and now all these identities are eluding my conception. I would be no big stretch for me to fall asleep for a couple hours and zone out, but I haven't ( Read more... )

I got back the graded narrative report I turned in on Tuesday, but not before my teacher asked to see me after class. So as people are filing out at the end of class I go up to speak to the Prof. And he says to me: "This is one of the best essays I've ever read, I had my wife read this over as well, and she thinks you could have no problem getting ( Read more... )

This is the second semester of my honest-to-goodness good-ol-college-kid try at education, and I'm doing pretty damn good if I do say so myself. My days are long and filled to the brim. I live an iced tea lifestyle. I work 30 horus a week at the coffee shop (gotta leave in 3 minutes, note to self,) and take 16 credits ( Read more... )

Oh shit, I made a booby. And not blue-footed one. A rather familiar, one-night and why I am I waking up with no shirt on one. And uhh, oops. Shouldn't-a done that with this one. Big oopsie. I'm not sure how far it got, but I think it may have gone too far. Shit. Shit. Okay, I have to go gossip about this with the girls now - time for me to go.

w00t for school: also known as: an efficient waste of my time: also known as: short-term productivity monitering system: also know as: the only reason I would ever find the reason to fix Adobe Reader on my laptop after being faulty for 2 years. Well now that that's done I suppose I'll go to Disneyland. And by Disneyland I mean an Imaginary ( Read more... )

Everyday I'm one step closer to dropping this whole ancient history past. Everyday, I'm 2 drinks closer to forgetting everything that never happened. Everyday I think there may be one more change I can make to make me so much different so as to not even contemplate the who, what, where, when, why, and whatever of this whole complicated mess I can't ( Read more... )

As a reintroduction to self-discipline and self-love following the heinous, and oh-so-lovely debauchery of summer I have undertaken a 3-day juice fast, beginning with a 3-day-Pre-Fast in which I eat nothing by fruits and vegetables. No not that. No not that either. Yes: only fruits and vegetables. And as much as some may scoff and say: Lauren will ( Read more... )

apparantly i've got magic beneath these fingertips. apparantly you're just waiting for me to ask me to let you give me something. what is it? he said tonight i exude the kind of non-threatening illusiveness that pulls everyone to me like some kind of elastic seductiveness. i wish i didn't know. i drink to forget. that man who gave me all the cash ( Read more... )