Someone call PETA

[kickbuttbarbie]

Today I accidentally got my dog drunk and he was running around the house chasing a fly. After that he was following me around and hiding under beds, chairs, tables, bookshelves, etc. because he was going through his paranoid phase and then like 3 hours later I found him passes out in my closet. Now he is just lying around the house like normal but

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[laurenbecker]

i hate your dog.

you should just get me drunk so i can run around your house chasing flies.

[kickbuttbarbie]

OK, will do.