DVD RELEASE

Looks like Channel 7 are bringing out some old classics.


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PROGRESS


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BEST HEADLINE EVER

"Two blue smurfs left with red faces after stealing trampoline"

hehe

BEST QUOTE EVER

From grandprix.com, reporting on the junior support races for tonight's big F1 event.

"Hiroki Yoshimoto showed a keen understanding of European gesticulation skills as he expressed his displeasure at the hapless Frenchman."

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WEET BIX

I am highly amused with Microsoft Outlook spell checker, and how it changes Weet Bix to Wet Box. Hehehehe.

There is ample opportunity here for some photoshop fun, so imagine my surprise when I logged onto the Weet Bix website to find that it was offline, 'undergoing emergency maintenance'. Shit.


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OH DEAR

During the final stage of the Tour De France last night the cyclists rode past a hand written banner saying "Happy Birthday Yoyo".

The commentator said "I don't know who yoyo is but I'm sure he's had an up and down career".

Need I say more.

LOL

Only 45 people turned out to a Bob Geldof concert in Italy this weekend

The arena holds 12,000. He refused to play.

This humours me.

QUICK SHOPPING

How long should it take to buy a household appliance?

I decided to clean my unit today, but I've never owned a vacuum cleaner so it seemed a pretty good time to get one.

I left the house at 3:10 and was easily back before 3:30, and that includes driving to the place, finding the cheapest Vac there, and drving back. And I got like 3 red ( Read more... )

Sentence Of The Day

Funny only when taken out of context

"...but I may have vomited and/or urinated on the table".