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Feb 08, 2005 08:45

The Errand

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S' cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,"what was that all about?" "Nothin', said the ( Read more... )

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luckycharms3 February 8 2005, 18:35:24 UTC

hahaha. the pissing in the boat.

kickster February 8 2005, 18:37:44 UTC

Awe you picked my 2nd fav. Water to wine is #1 for me/

schroedertx February 8 2005, 22:02:28 UTC

See, when I read those, I substituted the word "Kickster" everytime I saw the word "Irishman."

kickster February 8 2005, 22:04:44 UTC

That would work too.

schroedertx February 8 2005, 22:07:52 UTC

And in most cases, it's funnier!

scmodstyle February 13 2005, 01:38:53 UTC

yo, is your possee headed to Mary's tonight?

kickster February 14 2005, 03:23:42 UTC

Everyone stayed in last night.

jdean_81 February 13 2005, 10:21:43 UTC

I hope you don't mind me adding you. I found you through a couple mutual friends of ours.

kickster February 14 2005, 03:23:19 UTC

No prob :-)

absolutpequeno February 18 2005, 06:01:13 UTC

Haha... I needed some laughter before I went to bed. I liked the one with the Irish priest. Oh yeah, I'm new to your journal, so I'm adding you as a friend. I'll be catching up on you.

kickster February 18 2005, 16:13:17 UTC

Welcome :-)