So someone should hire me to clean their house. Clean anything. Cook, whatever. I am sick of retail.

But no, really. Who wants their room/car/house cleaned? hmm?

Oh hey what's up feverish dreams and swollen tonsils? It's been a while. I stayed home today, thinking I'd get some reading done on good 'ol Frankenstein? LIES. My head hurt so bad I couldn't open my eyes. So Em read to me, because she is the best little sister anyone could ever ask for. I think I'm going back to school tomorrow, though ( Read more... )

Okay so I lied, I'm not quitting this thing. [Insert Brokeback Mountain quote]. Myspace just isn't cutting it anymore. It was nice for getting bands for Saturday, but I missed writing out my days in full literary flesh ( Read more... )

Dear http://kicktothe-vag.livejournal.com/,

I don't know how best to break the news, but the truth is we're over. True love like ours is but fleeting, and it's my fault. I remember the good times, and you should too. Remember our first day together? August 8th, according to User Info (and ( Read more... )

Last night I volunteered at the Daddy/Daughter dance for k-6th graders. Becky, Erin, Angie and I all dressed up and helped out and danced with little girls. Oh my god cutest/saddest thing, EVER. Becky and I passed out plastic tiaras that said "Princess for a Day" on them to all the little girls. Some of the fathers came decked out in a tux, ( Read more... )

Tonight, I was hit on by a thirty-something mechanic while he wandered around my house.

Pshh, I can handle it. That man's going to give me a brand spankin' new gas tank. After that, I'll get to put in more than a half a tank at time without it leak-leak-leaking out.

just plz don't touch me, k? thnx. your age>26 = no no no.

So my adv. chem class is taking part in the local Science Olympics in a week or two, and we need team shirts. Fine and dandy, but we're designless! Well... until like five minutes ago. ( That's where you lovely people come in. )

Forget saving lives, I want to have my own little sewing shop in a city.

People change blah blah blah I want tea and glassjaw.

New semester means I have no time ( Read more... )