omfg i think that's one of the funniest stories i've read in a long time except for the almost dying thing. don't go and die haha, but that's some crazy ass shit. I probably would have beat some ass if i were you.
jesus man, it was the most fucked up thing ever, more fucked up than the time i was running down the street in my underwear screaming "my moms got a big stick of dynamite and shes gonna blow up the world!" yes kids that really did happen, back when i was like 14 i had some fucked up cold, and my mom gave me some nyquil to knock me out, but that shit just makes me hallucinate like all get out, and for SOME reason i thought my mom had some HUGE stick of dynamite, and i thought she was gonna kill me, but it just turned out i was "chasing the green fairy" and i was just fucked up on cold medicine, so i was running down the street crying and sobbing like a little bitch, yeah go ahead and make fun of me fags i dont care DO SOMETHIN!
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