1.Automatics are great - until you try to press the clutch and hammer the brake!!! DOH!! (keep your left foot strapped into the footwell - keep your left foot strapped into the footwell -keep your left foot strapped into the footwell ) 2.Monsoon conditions and Ponchos (or ponce-ohs) are the ONLY way to travel. you can 'fiddle' while you walk and no-one will EVER know ;) 3.Cows can look pretty damned menacing and having been 'chased' by a couple before I can vouch for their tenacity!!!! 4. http://www.kfcplainfield.com/sound/gentleben.wav
Ponce-ohs are great! The one I have is an "adult ponce-oh" and being in america "adult" obviously means you weigh 20 stones. My ponce-oh is thus so gigantic I could fit many inappropriate items underneath it, including children - oh yes!!
Dude when did you get chased by a cow? Are you homosexual? A bull I could understand but a cow? Were you being inapropriate? Were you were you?????
I have become educated in the ways of crocs and aligators - Mr snapper is definitely an aligator. Its all in the nose you see - aligators have kind of flat square noses (like mr snapper) where as crocodiles have pointed noses and look very silly indeed. Am not sure if they get on but I do know its the only place in the world where crocodiles and aligators live side by side. The crocs are pretty rare now though, poor stupid pointy faces. Melloooooon xxxxx
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2.Monsoon conditions and Ponchos (or ponce-ohs) are the ONLY way to travel. you can 'fiddle' while you walk and no-one will EVER know ;)
3.Cows can look pretty damned menacing and having been 'chased' by a couple before I can vouch for their tenacity!!!!
4. http://www.kfcplainfield.com/sound/gentleben.wav
Take care :)
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Dude when did you get chased by a cow? Are you homosexual? A bull I could understand but a cow? Were you being inapropriate? Were you were you?????
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