a discovery
Billy Ray Cyrus??
the other day while having my flat tire repaired at Costco, I ventured into Toys R Us to kill some time.
i saw the usual bits, transformers, big wheels, action figures, heavyweight championship belts, trucks, giant stuffed monkeys, you know, the classics.
As I wandered through the toddler's section (a section of much frustration a few months back for Jadyn's birthday) I kept seeing signs for something I hadn't heard of before. They were everywhere.
Hannah Montana this.
Hannah Montana that.
It all appeared to be music-centric so I started looking at some of the products. Fake microphones, crappy karaoke sets, essentially it was the most disturbing music based childrens toys since Jem and the Holograms.
I started asking parental passerbys "What is this...Hannah Montana?" and I'd get a not so wide array of answers.
"It's a children's show about this girl that sings."
"It's this girl that does concerts and stuff but she's an actor on the Disney channel"
"It's this girl who has this show on the Disney channel then she does concerts around the country."
And my first thought was
"What, you mean like the Monkees??"
And they all responded
"No. Not like the Monkees..."
Which didn't register in my mind.
So recently whenever I would see something about Hannah Montana or hear about Hannah Montana on the radio, all that came into my mind was this
So today I was signing on to AIM, and when you sign on it takes you to the AIM website with the little entertainment news ticker, and one of the stories was about Billy Ray Cyrus. That's right, Mr. Achy Breaky himself.
There was a picture of him with some young ass girl that made me think
"Oh snap! He's robbing the Achy Breaky Cradle!!"
So I wikipedia'd Billy Ray and it turns out the girl was his daughter. I then clicked on her page and then I found out.
She plays Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.
Which then led me to conclude...
Hannah Montana is from Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Balls.
Which means it can't be good.
So we must destroy this "Hannah Montana" while we still live in an Achy Breaky Free America.
the other day while having my flat tire repaired at Costco, I ventured into Toys R Us to kill some time.
i saw the usual bits, transformers, big wheels, action figures, heavyweight championship belts, trucks, giant stuffed monkeys, you know, the classics.
As I wandered through the toddler's section (a section of much frustration a few months back for Jadyn's birthday) I kept seeing signs for something I hadn't heard of before. They were everywhere.
Hannah Montana this.
Hannah Montana that.
It all appeared to be music-centric so I started looking at some of the products. Fake microphones, crappy karaoke sets, essentially it was the most disturbing music based childrens toys since Jem and the Holograms.
I started asking parental passerbys "What is this...Hannah Montana?" and I'd get a not so wide array of answers.
"It's a children's show about this girl that sings."
"It's this girl that does concerts and stuff but she's an actor on the Disney channel"
"It's this girl who has this show on the Disney channel then she does concerts around the country."
And my first thought was
"What, you mean like the Monkees??"
And they all responded
"No. Not like the Monkees..."
Which didn't register in my mind.
So recently whenever I would see something about Hannah Montana or hear about Hannah Montana on the radio, all that came into my mind was this
So today I was signing on to AIM, and when you sign on it takes you to the AIM website with the little entertainment news ticker, and one of the stories was about Billy Ray Cyrus. That's right, Mr. Achy Breaky himself.
There was a picture of him with some young ass girl that made me think
"Oh snap! He's robbing the Achy Breaky Cradle!!"
So I wikipedia'd Billy Ray and it turns out the girl was his daughter. I then clicked on her page and then I found out.
She plays Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.
Which then led me to conclude...
Hannah Montana is from Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Balls.
Which means it can't be good.
So we must destroy this "Hannah Montana" while we still live in an Achy Breaky Free America.