To sleep, perchance to... ok I won't go there
Can you really blame me? I mean everyone else gets to do it.
The craziest thing is since it technically doesn't go against any statute they could get away with a minor offense. C'mon guys. I know there's nothing to do around here, but there are plenty of girls across the street in West who would have consented to that sort of thing.
In other news, I have an orgo exam on Wednesday and I'm debating whether or not to jump off a bridge in lieu of taking it.
EDIT
In the midst of my not studyig for Chem, I forgot to address something.
Apparently some underage hoes from Middletown met up and had sex with some dudes from MySpace, and now everyone's in a big pique about how MySpace is the devil.
First off, MySpace is the devil, and the Internet in general is worse than Amsterdam if it were run by Bangkok crime lords. And all of you parents should have known that before you gave your slutty daughter a computer. Besides, if you all had just been reading my LiveJournal to begin with, little Christine wouldn't be getting slammed by some cable guy in the backseat of an '86 Altima.
Lastly, while I'm not trying to defend perverts (well, not these perverts), I can understand. A couple of these girls obviously lied about their ages to even get on MySpace, and they then embellished the facts further. The thing is, there's no way for these guys to tell that they're lying. There's no definite way of telling how old someone is by how they look, and you definitely can't tell by how they talk or type. I mean, have you seen MySpace? Or any other social medium on the Internet? There are women that are twenty and older that still talk like half-retarded sixth graders.
Listen: people are lonely and sex is fun. The natural response is to go where orgasms are plentiful, and hedonism abounds on the Internets. So these girls lied to the Web, and the guys lied to themselves. I'm not saying that I in any way condone statutory rape, but I understand.
OK, I don't, but I do.
Whatever.