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Memery. Yea it's a pun. Wanna fight about it?
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you ( Read more... ) -
North to south...empty. Running on bravado.
This past weekend I made another journey to the grand city of Boston. A place so magical that the transit system assigns you a color based on your social standing instead of the other way around ( Read more... ) -
I can't even form a cogent simile anymore.
All I'm going to say is Alexisonfire and/or the Avalon suck. HARD.
I'm going to post more as soon as I have the time to collect my thoughts into the choppy, semi-coherent narrative style I commonly use to taint your friends pages. -
Stop being so American. There's a time and there's a place.
Comcast came today to fix my internet connection.
After the cable guy was done fixing the line, he went on my laptop to renew my ip address. After which he proceeded to my laptop to MySpace.
Cable Guy: You ever go to this site?
Me: Uh...yea.
Cable Guy: I'm talking to this girl right now. She's Russian.
Me: Cool....
Cable Guy: Yea, you talk to ( Read more... ) -
This wasn't the deal Comcast!
My Internet connection has been fucking up royally as of late, so if any of you would like to get in contact with me for the purposes of
a) Getting classy
b) Discussing Kierkegaard
c) Stealing antennas
d) Phone sex
be sure to call my mobile communication device. -
Dysentery will help shed the pounds.
I just went downstairs and saw some zero carb soda my mom bought. I'm assuming it's to lose weight.
If she wanted to lose weight she should probably just not drink soda.
And jog.
Anyway, the name of the soda is "Waist Watchers," but when I saw it, I thought it said "Waste Water."
I'll admit, I was curious. -
Put paper to pen and spell out Eliza
"O lonely urchin!" the widow cried,
"I've not been swept since the day my husband died."
I'm on to you, Decemberists. You and your roguery.
P.S. Everyone should read Bee Season. It is sadly beautiful. It will make you want to spell. -
"Decemberists don't fuck with bad bookstores."
As I said before, I went to the Decemberists show at Toad's. The performance was nothing short of amazing. They just seem like a bunch of cute, dorky, fun-loving people. I wish I could hang out with them all the time and tell stories ( Read more... ) -
Romanticizing your geekdom is cool. I- I think?
I think my new icon is cute yet forceful. Kind of like me? If so, it's doing its job.
I found him contemplating a dried up pond in Boston. What could he be thinking about? Opportunities missed? The lost innocence of tadpolehood?
WHO KNOWS?
Krystal[despise13] already gave you a snippet of my experience at the DMV. Suffice it say, they're jerks. Also: ( Read more... )
